welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
(Source: fucknoalmosteverything)
These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)
the lil gurl is crying cuz her foot
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help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
I think it’s weird that everyone says Benedict Cumberbatch is the most English sounding name ever. About 80% of the English guys I know are named Alan, John, Richard, or Steven.
(Source: 3swallows)
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
u toiched a duck once and ut was the scaruest thung un my lufe becaise ut had a really cold head and u don’t know ut wasn’t fun
(Source: louistomlinslon)
This scene is even funnier now that I”m adult….or I’m just really immature.
