The Chronicles Of Chicken Lips

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

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grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

(Source: pidgeling)

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daki-d:

maybe-im-a-monster:

amai-mirai:

This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Trynna contain the feels you’re catching like …

How I feel

(Source: kenlovers)

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

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997:

janemba:

Screw art!

Hate

Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014

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kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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atraversso:

Cityscape & Vertigo by Humza Deas

Please don’t delete the link to the photographers/artists, thanks!

(Source: ATRAVERSSO)

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fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

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tastefullyoffensive:

Damn kids today, never off their phones. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Damn kids today, never off their phones. [via]

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